A day in PM Manmohan Singh life
PM Manmohan Singh Ji wakes up and makes a call.
Sonia Gandhi Hello!
PM: How are you Sonia Ji? Good Morning!!
Sonia Gandhi: Good Morning Manmohan Ji! How are you?
PM: It is a great day today. I just wanted to ask should I take a bath?
Sonia Gandhi: hmm…ok!!
PM: And Sonia Ji, P Chidambaram is calling again and again. He says he got doubts regarding 2G. He misunderstood that. I think we should do something. We should also tell people something about it as they are very angry. We should conduct a meeting with the media.
Sonia Gandhi: hmm….Ok!!! I will talk to P Chidambaram Ji. I will tell Rahul to conduct a meeting with the media. He is so fond of making wyde’s(promises). You need to do nothing.
An employee at PMO office to our PM..
Employee: Sir, I need a day’s leave.
Employee: Sir, my wife is sick.
PM: hmm….what happened?
Employee: Sir, she is suffering from high B.P. and diabetes. She is quite ill today.
Employee: Sir, I already talked to Sonia Ji and she said yes.
PM: Ok. Then go, go.
The phone rings at PM house.
Sonia Gandhi: Hello! What are you doing?
PM: Sonia Ji, I am meditating right now. I want to experience nothingness.
Sonia Gandhi: Manmohan Ji! How could you without my permission?
P.S: All the stuff written is for the sole purpose of sarcasm.